Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
All hail Phil Swift!
by Isurboi999 April 20, 2018
All hail Phil Swift
by MangoEnterprise March 13, 2018
by dfkljgfhjkash February 16, 2018
the bringer of world peace
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan May 22, 2018
God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.
by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018
An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021