Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

Phil swift

it even works under water

phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but

by voicetrollz September 18, 2019

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 28, 2019

Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

Phil swift

A horrible dark being that should be brought down. The true face of darkness.
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right

Person1: “I sure do like Phil swift”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”

by TUCOPAP leader October 19, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

by Isurboi999 April 20, 2018

phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

by Phil swift March 13, 2018