pheobestonkins

a really cool tvdu fan account that is phoebe tonkin and lily rose depps wife and paul wesley, joseph morgan, chris wood and daniel gillies wife 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

“hey what’s a cool tvdu fan account 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”
“pheobestonkins ofc 😠😠😠😠😠”
“hey isn’t she _________ wife/husband?”
“yes she is 😆😆😆😆😍😍😍😍”

pheobestonkins by tonkinsvamps July 14, 2021

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phoebetonkinsdivacup

phoebetonkinsdivacup is the funniest person ever 🤣🤣🤣

phoebe: is that my diva cup?!
phoebetonkinsdivacup: yes 🤣

phoebetonkinsdivacup by taylor swift’s gf July 18, 2021

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phoebetonkins_bestie

The funniest best handsomest mutual u have ever had

Person:OMG do you follow phoebetonkins_bestie!? Other person:no should I? Person:YES THEIR THE BEST PERSON EVER!

phoebetonkins_bestie by Dfhvth September 6, 2021

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pheobest0nkin

pheobest0nkin is literally the best mutual and editor ever . She will forever go down in history as the worlds greatest mutual

“Oh your a good moot you can almost compare to pheobest0nkin

pheobest0nkin by Chanandeler Bong September 7, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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