phatbloke

Used in irony, a derogatory term that can be used to cause a seemingly fit individual to question their own set of hitherto confirmed values and beliefs without proper cause. Extreme caution should be exercised; the greeting ought not to be used on a regular basis as repeated reminders might leading to eating disorders or bouts of over exercise, leading to unwanted side effects, such as hair loss, saddle rash, jogger's nipple or a fetish for wearing padded lycra clothing and ultimately self abuse.

I greeted Neddy this morning using the term 'Phatbloke' as a form of informal address. Unfortunaly however, it appears to have caused him to be consumed by guilt and loss of self-esteem. As a consequence he's left work early to go for a swim and a bike ride. I fear that he will truly and totally fuck himself severely and now am remorseful for my careless and frivolous actions.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

PhatBook

A phat MacBook. For example, one that has been heavily upgraded, or has been modified in some visual or non-visual way.

First guy: "Dude, that guy's Mac is a total PHATBOOK!"
Second guy: "Nah, he just put an orange swirly hardcover on it."
First guy: "But orange swirl hardcovers are phat!"
Second guy: *sighs*

by The.Boone February 23, 2010