Phat One

Phat one. If your hear someone say “Imma take a phat one on you” it means that they are gonna to take a massive nasty ass fart on you that is equivalent to being shit and pissed on by two fully grown homeless men.

If you don’t shut the fuck up cameron imma take a phat one on your broke ass.

Phat One by papilloma September 13, 2020

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phat one

Something that is excellent, mostly associated with a night out or a perticular tune. Can also be linked with the work "sik"

Lad you should have been out last night, it was a proper phat one!

Mate that tune was a proper phat one!

phat one by ste13 September 11, 2006

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a phat one

a large favour

I owe you a phat one bro

a phat one by XD_DC is the best January 28, 2022

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phatone

A fatass, otherwise known as a fat one

Hey I bet that phatone is going to the buffet line.

phatone by BS Fatonovich July 9, 2006

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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