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Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)

1. Expressing astonishment or admiration
2. Expressing agreement
3. Expressing skepticism
4. Expressing affirmation
5. Expressing uncertainty
6. Expressing joy
7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response.
*endless possibilities*
Examples:

1 - '"Mozzarella sticks on Howard?!" "Pffft!" he cried enthusiastically.
2 - Person 1: 'Is that shrimp po boy any good?' Person 2: 'Pffft!'
3 - Person 1: 'I met the best, most respectable girl ever! She's totally a keeper.' Person 2: 'Pffft.'
4 - Q: 'are we you going out tonight?' A: 'Pffft!'
5 - Q: 'are they open past 3:00am?' A: 'Pffft.'
6 - 'Pfffffffffft!'
7 - 'what's the plan for tonight? Pffft!?'
by Johnny A-list 3.29.14 March 29, 2014
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A noise favourably used either in disbelief or as a pre-sound to laughter. Often an aggresive way of saying I disagree and of course for those of the population who feel obliged to try and hold in their laughter use this word.
'pfffHAHAHA!'

'I rule this game!' ' Pffft, yeh right'
by Zoidy August 07, 2007
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A WORD used when one is sick of using big words- and needs a quick fix. When he/she does not feel like typing a smart ass remark. 1.) frustration 2.) whatever 3.) ahh shit 5.) dont be a dumbass 6.) too flipping funny! 7.) no shit! etc....
him: "You can't handle it."
her: pffft! (whatever)
by blessed614 February 16, 2010
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the sound hellcat makes when his brain shuts down after he's been verbally bested.
Hellcat, Helos pwzned you!

pffft
by bunny November 13, 2003
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Shut up, cause I dont give a fuck, and your a joker to think that I care about what your saying.
"Can you do the dishes?"

"Pffft."
by FunnyMan!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! July 20, 2009
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a sound of disaproval by a stupid german
she said: "i hate your accent"
he replied: "Pffft"
by sweet11808 March 17, 2009
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The sound you make when you have done something funny and slightly immature for someone of your age.
Paul, aged 30, arrives home from a Friday night at 10pm on Monday: "Gee... that was a big weekend... pffft!"
by Michael Holding June 28, 2010
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