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pet the seal
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To
masturbate
. Visualize it and you
will
get it
.
I'm sorry
I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking
the time
to pet the seal would be more
productive
.
by
Not Aaron Krause
November 1, 2015
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Get the
pet the seal
mug.
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