Pet the cat 

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

Pet the cat by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

Pet the cat 

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

Pet the cat by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009

pet the cat 

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

pet the cat by darck_cide January 31, 2007

pet the cat 

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

pet the cat by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

Pet the cat with a fork by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009

Meow the Pet Cat 

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.

person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!

Meow the Pet Cat by ROBLOXNoob246 July 6, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019