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Pet the cat 

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

pet the cat 

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.
"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".
pet the cat by darck_cide January 31, 2007

pet the cat 

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
pet the cat by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.
"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

Meow the Pet Cat 

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.
person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026