pessipop

The beverage of choice of pessimists.
Similar to hatorade.

Bob: Whoa, Dave, you been drinking that pessipop?
Dave: Not like it matters, we're all going to die anyway.

by chimmichangaaaaaaas October 8, 2013

Pessioptimist

A person who is both an optimist and a pessimist.

Pessimism for the win!

(This is funny because a pessimist wouldn't ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)

by EchoSoul October 11, 2016