permabeard 

A beard that someone always has. It is different from a beard that is grown for a change of pace, special occasion, or out of lazily deciding not to shave. Despite not shaving, men who have these beards must maintain them to keep them at an appropriate length.

Person 1: Matt's beard is impressive. Did he just grow it?

Person 2: No, it's a permabeard.

permabeard by DentonMD May 17, 2014

permabeard 

The area of a man's facial magnificence which has not been touched by a razor for 2 years or more.

Wow, that guy's beard is so epic, he has permabeard all over his face!

permabeard by Silversword October 1, 2014

permabear 

A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what.

Opposite of permabull

Josiah is a real permabear. He is always negative about the stock market, even when things look rosy, he believes that things will head south eventually.

permabear by savvymin August 14, 2010

permatarded 

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

permatarded by b.chan March 12, 2008

permatard 

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.

Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!

permatard by kennyattic April 12, 2007

permahard 

For men…hanging out with a girl that is so hot and sexy that you permanently have a hard on

My friend said his new girl turns him on so much he’s permahard.

permahard by AZ Chick August 4, 2023

permabarrass 

To so totally embarrass oneself in front of others that there is no guarantee it will ever be forgotten.

I was such a klutz I probably permabarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend.

permabarrass by 8307c4 March 4, 2014