A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"
The feeling you get when youre over tired or havent eaten in a while. You get punchy, hyper, goofy, and giggly because your body begins to run off of its natural and reserved sugars
im acting so goofy, i must be porpulating bc im so tired