Perfect Wife

The one and only girl that actually cared for and loved you when nobody else did, is there for you when you need it and someone you can support when the time comes

Alanni is understanding, smart and loving basicly The Perfect Wife

Perfect Wife by 624-angel June 2, 2020

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Perfect Wife

A woman that can cook and clean that also enjoys sports and will drink a beer with you while watching the game. For further definition look up Stephanie Hunt.

Stephanie would make the perfect wife.

Perfect Wife by A Good Man November 22, 2006

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National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

National Perfect Wife Day by admandu October 4, 2021

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Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

Poet’s perfect wife by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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