perfect now

a beautiful song by Louis Tomlinson for his album ‘walls’

joey: wow i love perfect now!!
keren: what’s that?
joey: it’s a song from walls..?
keren: huh?
joey: LOUIS TOMLINSON’S ALBUM GOD KEREN
GO STREAM IT RIGHT NOW.

perfect now by ObViOuSlY larries December 5, 2020

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perfect now

This is where you find out that Louis Tomlinson actually wrote ‘Perfect Now’ about his sister Fizzy in her memory and not about Harry Styles or Eleanor

fake Louie: oh I love that song perfect now it’s so about Eleanor

Real Louie: mmm bro no it’s actually about Fizzy you dumb cow

perfect now by Larry4eva September 12, 2020

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i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now by coolwill February 3, 2025

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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