perfect fart

The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.

Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.

by bigbobp July 11, 2011

The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 29, 2011