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When 5 dudes engage in docking simultaneously.
Five different dicks from five different races unite to form a ***pentadock*** when the penis heads unite the stargate opens. Mel Gibson is often involved in these and Kurt Russell is his stunt double.
pentadock by Dock Dockinger April 11, 2010
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pentafucked 

When you "roast" the douchebag at the party multiple times; fucking the party pooper's shit up; wrecking his shit so much he doesn't even know it's happening.
I spit in his drink 5 times I pentafucked the shit out of that douchebag
pentafucked by Mightbecrazy November 20, 2014

Petacock 

A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a teracock and 1,000 times smaller than an exacock. People with cocks larger than this are endangered.
The blue whale has a petacock.
Petacock by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017

pentacock 

The process of a woman screwing with five male purple headed yogurt slingers at once (left hand, right hand, asshole, vagina, and mouth). The biggest -cock possible is a dodecacock (12) (pentacock plus left foot, right foot, left ear, right ear, left nostril, right nostril, and belly-button).
Chelsea used the pentacock to fuck five guys at once.
pentacock by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

pentafuck 

The equivalent of a five some, but who really wants to say five some?
dude... those fat people next door are about to pentafuck again.
pentafuck by Zulu1 September 9, 2009
A penis and a cock put together.

Oh he has a large penacock!
I like penacock.
Ew, he has a small penacock.
Freddie: PENACOCK!
Us: What the fuck?
penacock by Angela Pesek August 8, 2006

Pentadouche 

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.
Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.
Pentadouche by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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