Pentadouche 

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.

Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.

Pentadouche by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010

Permadouche 

One who cant be saved or helped from being a douche

I feel kinda sorry for that guy hes in permadouche status.

Permadouche by Realm4227 October 14, 2011

pandadouche 

A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.

A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."

pandadouche by pandadouche November 22, 2006

pandadouche 

the new AWESOME awesome

pandadouche is hella pandadouche.
you're hella pandadouche.
that movie was freaking pandadouche

pandadouche by alanapandadouche October 7, 2007

Patadouche 

Someone who owns more than five articles of Patagonia clothing.

That guy looks like a patadouche.

Patadouche by Sizeock January 27, 2019

pettidouche

A douchebag that becomes a pedophile.

Can you believe this douchebag. What a pettidouche.

pettidouche by Wirthman86 March 8, 2018