penis god

A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.

Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.

by mariomario August 26, 2006

Penis God

A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.

"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."

by Daves Friend From Last Night November 15, 2009

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020