penis math

penis math is a mathematical expression that relates to how boned a guy's penis is.

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat" is simple penis math!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011