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penis illin' 

Penis Illin' = a male STD that can be cured with penicillin.
DR. ROGER MOORE, UROLOGIST: Gee, Billy Bob, it seems you have some Penis Illin' goin' on here.

BILLY BOB: Oh my dog, Dr., am I gonsta die?

DR.: No Billy Bob.

BILLY BOB: Am I gonsta get my Peter whacked off?

DR.: Not by me Billy Bob. This aint no Peter Graves, it's just a Peter Boyle. A little penicillin and you'll be AOK.

BILLY BOB: Thanks Doc!

DR.: Billy Bob, you have seven wives. You haven't been seeing a prostitute have you?

BILLY BOB: No, I was just fucking Kelly in the butt without a rubber. And I fell asleep right away and didn't wash up until the next morning. It hurt when I peed, and my piss shot a poop plug out of my weiner. Now it's all red and pussie, as you can see!

DR.: You lucked out this time boy. You better use a condom next time! Did you fuck any of your wives AFTER the buttfucking incident?

BILLY BOB: Yep. All seven.

DR.: Oh my God, Billy! You better send them all in ASAP!
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penis illin 

what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.
I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.

peniscillin 

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.
She needs a shot of peniscillin.
peniscillin by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penisillin 

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"
My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.
penisillin by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

Jewish penicillin 

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
Jewish penicillin by pentozali January 14, 2006

Peniscillin 

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.
Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!
Peniscillin by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

Penicillin 

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.
Did you now Canada invented penicillin
Penicillin by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018
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