penis illin

what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.

I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.

by verbalvomit2003 July 9, 2003

penis illin'

Penis Illin' = a male STD that can be cured with penicillin.

DR. ROGER MOORE, UROLOGIST: Gee, Billy Bob, it seems you have some Penis Illin' goin' on here.

BILLY BOB: Oh my dog, Dr., am I gonsta die?

DR.: No Billy Bob.

BILLY BOB: Am I gonsta get my Peter whacked off?

DR.: Not by me Billy Bob. This aint no Peter Graves, it's just a Peter Boyle. A little penicillin and you'll be AOK.

BILLY BOB: Thanks Doc!

DR.: Billy Bob, you have seven wives. You haven't been seeing a prostitute have you?

BILLY BOB: No, I was just fucking Kelly in the butt without a rubber. And I fell asleep right away and didn't wash up until the next morning. It hurt when I peed, and my piss shot a poop plug out of my weiner. Now it's all red and pussie, as you can see!

DR.: You lucked out this time boy. You better use a condom next time! Did you fuck any of your wives AFTER the buttfucking incident?

BILLY BOB: Yep. All seven.

DR.: Oh my God, Billy! You better send them all in ASAP!

by Billy Bob Hickman, Fundamentalist Mormon June 23, 2006

peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penisillin

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"

My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.

by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

Penicillin

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018