penile reduction 

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

penile reduction by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

Penile Rejection 

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"

Oh.. im not horny anymore

Penile Rejection by oh yea, well, you're a...... what? May 24, 2003

Penile Rejection 

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

Penile Rejection by blumehauser March 6, 2010

Penile refunction

When you cum

I’m having a penile refunction

Penile refunction by xoxo_pancake October 6, 2021