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peenieweenie 

male reproductive organ that is inserted into a womanly reprodictive organ, or the poop shoot, or the hand, or in Apple Pie like, in american pie. or the mouth. or your turkey sandwich during your lunch break. or the ear. or the belly button if you are a blonde male who cant find your girlfriends hole. or the nostril: causing nostrillic seapage. or the pencil sharpener if you are suicidal. or a fan if you like chop suey. or a role of tape for your first grade art project. an electrical outlet if you're kinky. or your mom. wherever.
The strippers took off their g-string and out popped their peenieweenie!
peenieweenie by nicolley August 17, 2006

peeneeweenee 

Large infestation of "cum" spots on the facial area. Also known as kareem
omg, that guy has bear kareems on his face like peeneeweenee
peeneeweenee by Georgey May 2, 2006

peepeeween 

When you nut and your penis experiences mass amounts of pain and falls off
Daaaamn he got that peepeeween and now he can't reproduce

Peenieweenie 

male reproductive organ that is inserted into a womanly reprodictive organ, or the poop shoot, or the hand, or in Apple Pie like, in american pie. or the mouth. or your turkey sandwich during your lunch break. or the ear. or the belly button if you are a blonde male who cant find your girlfriends hole. or the nostril: causing nostrillic seapage. or the pencil sharpener if you are suicidal. or a fan if you like chop suey. or a role of tape for your first grade art project. an electrical outlet if you're kinky. or your mom. wherever.
The strippers took off their g-string and out popped their peenieweenie!
Peenieweenie by TheBurbintor September 8, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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