pee like a bandit

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

by zendiveman July 18, 2013

I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 06, 2010