Pecan Sandy 

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.

"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."

Pecan Sandy by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013

pecan sandy 

A type of cookie that is favoured by Roger from TV series American Dad!

Roger: Pretty sure I asked for a pecan sandy...

pecan sandy by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008

Pecan Sandy 

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.

"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."

Pecan Sandy by Papa Chub August 1, 2008

pecan sandy 

the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot

'mmm give me that pecan sandy man!'

pecan sandy by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachel March 7, 2005

pecan sandy 

The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration

Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic

pecan sandy by Pecan man October 6, 2016

Pecan Sandy 

A group of 5 or more guys jerk off into a martini glass with sand around the rim, last one to cum drinks the entire concoction, or a willing/non-willing victim/individual must drink said concoction, they are not permitted to enjoy it.

“The cum and sand from the pecan sandy is crusted up against the sides of my throat”

Pecan Sandy by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot October 12, 2019

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy 

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014