pearl barber

v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping

Dude has passed out and it's only 10:30!

Let's pearl barber him!

by Jasonomics February 29, 2008

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014