peanut butter sandwich 

The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.

"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."

As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."

peanut butter sandwich by TehMuel November 6, 2007

Peanut butter sandwich 

it’s when you penetrate someone’s asshole and wipe your dick off with bread and feed it to them

Hunny can I have a peanut butter sandwich

Peanut butter sandwich by Larvasleepy August 1, 2019

peanut butter sandwich 

the act of shitting between the boobies of your partner and then proceeding to tit fuck her.

what happened to your peanut butter sandwich.....oh i gave it to your mom:)

peanut butter sandwich by Josiah, Alexander December 15, 2008

peanut butter sandwich 

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.

"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

peanut butter sandwich by steve cameron April 3, 2008

I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich 

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.

"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich 

Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.

guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"

guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich by fingelring November 20, 2010

Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.

Peanut butter jelly sandwich by I-Am-The-Cold June 13, 2016