peaktion means that something is peak, but not in the subjective sense, but the objective one. peak is the description of a sequence of events, often linked to an outstanding experience
A specific brand of toner cartridges manufactured by IOT, Inc based in Eagan, MN, USA. Each PeakToner brand toner cartridge comes with a built in warranty to protect your printer or copier, and provide you with no cost support, repair, parts, maintenance and labor.
Hey Bob, since you are using PeakToner brand toner cartridges in your laser printer, repairing your paper jam will not cost you anything!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!