paytard
Someone who prefers to pay for something even when it (or an alternative) is available for free (often through means of dubious legality). As opposed to a freetard
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paytard
A paytard is someone who spends money indiscriminately, particularly on the Internet or on technology products.
Mike is such a paytard, he just spent another $400 on a new iPod 40GB even though he already had an iPod 20GB. Is it really that hard to clean up your music library?
paytard by Spirit Bear April 16, 2008
Pactards
Fans of Manny Pacquiao who are uninformed and know absolutely nothing about the sport of boxing except anything related to Manny Pacquiao or when Floyd Mayweather will fight him.
On December 8th 2012, I was watching the Pacquiao-Marquez PPV card in a sports bar down in my city and while one of the undercard fights was going on between Yuriorkis Gamboa and Michael Farenas (a Manny Pacquiao look-a-like), a group of Pactards shrieked out of nowhere when they saw a cut on his face yelling "oh no manny" not aware that it wasn't Manny Pacquiao who was fighting at the moment.
Patard
To do or say something so stupid, people would want to hit you, but instead, turn to this very word.
dude 1: I want to watch my show!!!
dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.
dude 1: how long will that take?
dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!
dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.
dude 1: how long will that take?
dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!
Patard by Patar the Gr8 October 14, 2012