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Patward
A meme which fetures a snapshot from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode 'Chocolate with Nuts' when Patrick runs out of a diner before being stopped by Spongebob. The actual meme is Patrick's facial position with a stupid look to it. It is often used in youtube poop and features editing of the snapshot often accompanied by the short piece of music 'Pedobear Stance'
The same sort of editing is used for other clips.
A wild patward appeared!
patward by Hashdog September 27, 2013
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A person who support corrupt people. A common term for the supporters of Nawaz Sherif.
hamza : imran khan is corrupt
ali : shutup patwari
Patwari by snakepear May 3, 2017
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A term in Pakistan used by educated people to refer to stupid idiot followers of the most corrupt person in the history of the Pakistan Mian Muhammad Nawaz Shareef.
He is a patwari

It implies that the person is morally, financially and mentally corrupt and posses a low degree of intelligence to differentiate between good and bad.... A basic characteristic that separate humans from animals.
Patwari by Apke abu August 3, 2018

patharded 

The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.
I looked so patharded as I was bouncin' down da street in my low rider. I'm not sure if it was the bouncin' car, my grillz, my gauge earrings, or my pants on the ground that had people callin' me patharded. Oh well, whateva!
patharded by Mile High Stye January 17, 2010
noun: patwari; plural noun: patwaris
a government official who keeps records regarding the ownership of land.

slang: a term used to define "slaves" of the most corrupt "Sharif" family of Pakistan.
Patwari usually belong to financially or morally corrupt family background.
Patwari believe in every act of "Sharif" family & never tries to know the reason of their own existence.
Khota Nihari, Kutta Keema Naan & Haram Biryani are favourite food of every Patwari
normal human: Sharif family looted billions of dollars from Pakistan, exposed by international media & now convicted by court as well.
patwari: to Imran Khan ny KPK main kia ker lia ??????
Patwari by PMLN August 4, 2018
A slang in Pakistan for uneducated young to old idiots who blindly follows their corrupted leader who’s is also known as Pakistani shrek. Patwari is also known as chutiya. Their favorite dish is khota briyani.
Patwari
Patwari by Lahorikhota August 5, 2018
A group of shameless assholes in Pakistan who worship their fucking corrupt idol Nawaz Sharif, who has been proven guilty by the apex court of the country.
He will never admit the truth as he is a patwari
Patwari by A Patwari March 1, 2019
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