paimonial 

adj.
: of or relating to Paimon.

1. Do I no longer satisfy your Paimonial needs?
2. It's time for some Paimonial wrath!

paimonial by 奇怪的甜甜花酿派蒙 March 14, 2023

matrimonial blindness 

A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.

Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!

matrimonial blindness by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008

Patrimonious 

Both patronizing and sanctimonious.

European colonizers were often patrimonious to the natives.

Patrimonious by Clome May 24, 2011

matrimonial peacemaker 

a name for the penis in the olden days

hey can ya use that matrimonial peacemaker to get what u want? yea!

matrimonial peacemaker by Hhhhhjlkhhoitsz July 10, 2023