1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.
2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.
2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.
1.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa
2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa
2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag
by dan(paste) June 14, 2007
A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.
If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)
by Niggslayer November 10, 2004
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
by themoreyouno May 7, 2012
Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
by Vicarelli December 2, 2009
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012
Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
by HappyGirl1993 March 2, 2011
serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.
by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012