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Passionfruit 

A very good looking girl she is a fruit and the man is passionate about her
She my passionfruit.
Passionfruit by punkmike4508 March 29, 2017

Passionfruit Suction 

When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini
"Hey, can't wait to get home and give you a passionfruit suction"
"Really?!"
"....no"

Passionfruit 

One of the many ceremonies at CTY sites (if you don't know what I mean, look up CTY on Urban Dictionary or Wiki, or both) consisting of the loss of 'virginity' for first-timers (also called 'sperms' and 'squirrels'.) Mine consisted of stuffing five marshmellows into my mouth and reciting 'Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear' in all its childish glory.
"Hey dude, you going to Passionfruit this Sunday?"
"Yeah, can't wait!"
Passionfruit by iPher August 3, 2006

Passionfruit 

A mouldy, seeping vagina that resembles a Passionfruit, leaking with puss
'Hey doctor, take a look at this woman's steaming Passionfruit'
Passionfruit by FAGSMELLER69 January 25, 2021

passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off
'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'
passionfruit crumble by TSNS October 12, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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