Passionfruit

A very good looking girl she is a fruit and the man is passionate about her

She my passionfruit.

by punkmike4508 March 30, 2017

Passionfruit

One of the many ceremonies at CTY sites (if you don't know what I mean, look up CTY on Urban Dictionary or Wiki, or both) consisting of the loss of 'virginity' for first-timers (also called 'sperms' and 'squirrels'.) Mine consisted of stuffing five marshmellows into my mouth and reciting 'Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear' in all its childish glory.

"Hey dude, you going to Passionfruit this Sunday?"
"Yeah, can't wait!"

by iPher August 3, 2006

Passionfruit

A mouldy, seeping vagina that resembles a Passionfruit, leaking with puss

'Hey doctor, take a look at this woman's steaming Passionfruit'

by FAGSMELLER69 January 25, 2021

Passionfruit Suction

When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini

"Hey, can't wait to get home and give you a passionfruit suction"
"Really?!"
"....no"

by MajorSpoonage August 21, 2019

passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off

'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'

by TSNS October 11, 2011