Passionfruit 

A very good looking girl she is a fruit and the man is passionate about her

She my passionfruit.

Passionfruit by punkmike4508 March 29, 2017

Passionfruit 

One of the many ceremonies at CTY sites (if you don't know what I mean, look up CTY on Urban Dictionary or Wiki, or both) consisting of the loss of 'virginity' for first-timers (also called 'sperms' and 'squirrels'.) Mine consisted of stuffing five marshmellows into my mouth and reciting 'Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear' in all its childish glory.

"Hey dude, you going to Passionfruit this Sunday?"
"Yeah, can't wait!"

Passionfruit by iPher August 3, 2006

Passionfruit 

A mouldy, seeping vagina that resembles a Passionfruit, leaking with puss

'Hey doctor, take a look at this woman's steaming Passionfruit'

Passionfruit by FAGSMELLER69 January 25, 2021

Passionfruit Suction 

When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini

"Hey, can't wait to get home and give you a passionfruit suction"
"Really?!"
"....no"

Passionfruit Suction by MajorSpoonage August 21, 2019

passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off

'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'

passionfruit crumble by TSNS October 12, 2011

Forbidden Passion Fruit 

A child whose parents are siblings. First used by Arnold Rimmer in an episode of the British Sci-Fi TV series "Red Dwarf".

I met someone from Arkansas last week. And not forbidden passion fruit, either.

Forbidden Passion Fruit by Zirilax June 14, 2010

passion fruit 

A man's most prized possession, he uses it to plant the seed of life. His penis.

Mark: Did you bone Wendy last night?
John: She wanted to taste my passion fruit but I told her 'hands off!'

passion fruit by butteryhotdog February 19, 2010