parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction

Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?

by jonesbabe February 10, 2008

parking pig

Someone coming from the opposite direction who turns into an empty parking slot that you are signaling a left turn for.

Did you see that parking pig just cut me off and steal my parking spot?

by jonesbabe January 11, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

ParkingTigers

A slang term for an absolute loser.

Someone who everyone hates and doesn't want to be around.

The most un-fanciest human you will ever meet.

Someone who likes to start drama then cry when they get the same treatment or hated for it.

Typically likes to hang out with old Brazilian ladies, women who are missing fingers and the British.

ParkingTigers - "Why do they hate me?"
Chad - "Cos you always gotta be like ParkingTigers and it makes everyone want to keep themselves safe, even their dads"

by ParkingTigers July 29, 2023

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.

Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007