primpcess

Someone who behaves like a princess even though she isn't royalty. A primpcess takes longer to apply her lipstick.

Would you get your lips on already? Stop acting like a fucking primpcess.

by jonesbabe February 20, 2008

parking pig

Someone coming from the opposite direction who turns into an empty parking slot that you are signaling a left turn for.

Did you see that parking pig just cut me off and steal my parking spot?

by jonesbabe January 11, 2009

parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction

Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?

by jonesbabe February 10, 2008