pardon my zinger 

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

pardon my zinger by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005

pardon my zinger 

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

pardon my zinger by leowxw October 18, 2010

pardon my zinger 

Zing.

To Zing (syn: pwn), is to viciously point out flaws, with relentless, uncaring effort. The term "Burn" was overused, and therefore had died. From its ashes rose several new terms, such as Snap, and Zing. To be Zing is bliss, and neverending once you have it.
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Zing

"Should you need to think about a comeback, or something to retort, it is no longer a Zing, but a common insult".

pardon my zinger by Gari August 29, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004