paranomical

The act of being paranoid

Why are you being so paranomical?

paranomical by quintardo April 19, 2011

paradoxical subtlety

n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.

Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.

Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*

paradoxical subtlety by supernintendo_chalmers February 22, 2006

paradoxical 

1. having the nature of a paradox; self-contradictory.

2. Medicine/Medical . not being the normal or usual kind:

Sometimes, par·a·dox·al.

Stimulants are a paradoxical, albeit effective, medication used for certain forms of hyperactivity.

paradoxical by Bobby Joe Parker November 9, 2013

paranomia 

a combination of the words PARANOia and insoMnIA. It's also the title of a 1986 hit by the band Art of Noise along with Max Headroom.

Please let me sleep! I have paranomia.

paranomia by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007

Paranormica 

Being to broke to buy phasmophobia or being to scared to play phasmophobia.

Person 1: You wanna play phasmophobia??
Person 2: Nah man, I'm broke.
Person 1: Let's just play paranormica then.
Person 2: Ok

Paranormica by Pretend that this is a good na August 29, 2021

paralogical 

With the prefix para which appears in words from Greek, most often attached to verbs and verbal derivatives, with the meanings “at or to one side of, beside, side by side” and the suffix logic or logical, paralogic/paralogical means that no matter what the situation or debate; what one says in paralogic makes sense.

paralogical statement:
"The colour red equals moon."

response of debater:
"That makes no fucking sense, you're a bloody idiot!"

paralogical response:
"paralogically it is true and makes perfect sense! You're a paralogical ignoramus!"

paralogical by wolftone1916 March 14, 2014

paranormica 

Paranormica, a ROBLOX™ game. It's with horror.

person one: hey dude wanna play some paranormica
person two: sure, can i take the lantern?
person one: k

paranormica by hqrtbrqven January 6, 2021