The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.
"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
by gflonu July 28, 2009
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