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paralysex 

1. Sexual intercourse involving a person who is paralysed to some degree. The paralysis must have some implication on the sex for the use of this term to really be appropriate/necessary.

Of course, when the paralysis affects the genitals of the disabled individual, paralysex is pretty fucking pointless for them, but for the other individual(s) it should feel no different to having sex with an able-bodied person.*

* The exception being sex with a genitally paralysed male, but this is quite rare anyway; I mean what are you going to do, put it in a splint? Or just squeeze it in there floppy?


2. A term used to describe sex with a person (male or female) who does not make any effort whatsoever and just lays there, so you have to do all the work.
1. "Hey, I fucked a disabled chick for the first time yesterday! She was paralysed from the waist down. You have to try paralysex man, it's awesome! It doesn't matter how much you suck in bed, they can't feel shit anyway! Um.. not that I suck in bed..."


2. "Dude, I had the worst lay of my life the other night. I took this girl back to mine, and everything was going great until we actually got down to it... First of all, I had to put the condom on myself; she didn't offer to do that like a girl should, ya know? And then when I was shagging her, she just laid there like a dead fish. It was so awkward! I felt like a damn necrophiliac! It was the worst case of paralysex ever."
paralysex by [matt] October 15, 2008
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feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Food Paralysis 

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.
Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
Food Paralysis by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

poop paralysis 

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

Cat Paralysis 

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.
Cat Paralysis by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013
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