When your crush ignores you, but still occasionally texts you to don't forget about him/her/them.

The term comes from Clippy, Microsoft's most hated virtual assistant.

- I thought he's not interested in me, but he texted me last night and left me on read, again. He has been doing this for a month now and I don't know what should I do with his mixed signals.
- Just dump him, he's totally paperclipping you.

Paperclipping by canihaveacookie November 5, 2019

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Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.

Yo, Wanna play Paperclip Dickhole?

Paperclip Dickhole by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019

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Useless Paperclip

The best insult of all insults

You: *getting roasted*
You: SHUT UP YOU USELESS PAPERCLIP

Useless Paperclip by YEETTLE February 19, 2018

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Useless paperclip

1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.

2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.

1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!

2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!

Useless paperclip by TheWildFlailing April 22, 2016

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