paper princess 

A perfect woman; if you were to put down on paper everything you could ever want in a woman, this would be her. Paper princesses are (for the most part) urban legends.

She's got it all: the face the rack the ass the brains, great hair and eyes. She's a paper princess.

paper princess by im4392 June 16, 2006

paper bag princess 

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

paper bag princess by Chodester July 16, 2003

paper bag princess 

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

paper bag princess by EliasSchewel October 9, 2011

paper bag princess 

Girl with a hot body but minging face

Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

paper bag princess by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006