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paper hanger 

1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.
Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.
paper hanger by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

Paper Hanger's Bucket

The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.
She had a fanny like a paper hanger's bucket.
Paper Hanger's Bucket by Dave B October 2, 2003

busier than a one armed paper hanger 

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

A Paper Hangers Apprentice 

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

Paperhanger 

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.
Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.
Paperhanger by Michael Black May 19, 2006