paper hanger

a person who makes a profession of passing worthless or fraudulent checks.

joey used to be a paper hanger but now he's a convict.

by padlok February 04, 2009

paper hanger

1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.

Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 02, 2010

Paper Hanger's Bucket

The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.

She had a fanny like a paper hanger's bucket.

by Dave B October 02, 2003

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 04, 2005