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pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010
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pantmelons

An impressively large set of testicles.
Will has the biggest pantmelons I've ever come across.
by Evie Boobsalot November 27, 2012
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