panicy pete 

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female

I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night

panicy pete by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016

Panic Pete 

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.

Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.

Panic Pete by d2zag March 31, 2015

panic pack rat peter 

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage

Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.

panic pack rat peter by Russell B July 14, 2003

panic pack rat peter 

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

panic pack rat peter by G January 15, 2004

panic pack rat peter 

Notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. Someone who has no short-term memory. Creates chaos from simple instructions.

You have just committed a crime of Panic Pack Rat Peter proportions.

panic pack rat peter by Lee and G July 17, 2003

panic pack rat peter 

overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks and not too smooth with the ladies......

exwife is a mudshark

panic pack rat peter by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Peter Panic attack 

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

Peter Panic attack by Helping Verb August 23, 2010