A panic poop is when you are going about your daily life when all of a sudden you are like, " I have to poop right now!".

Also used to describe a product or item that was produced quickly to satisfy customers but ended up having lower value due to the speed in which it was produced.
I need to take a panic poop.
Uh oh, panic poop!
The Phantom Menace was a panic poop of a movie.
The last three seasons of Lost were kind of a panic poop.
by Joshywa David December 12, 2017
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When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
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