pandaslam
You get your girlfriend to dress up in a panda suit, and then you ask her if you can body slam her. If she says no, you do it anyway.
pandaslam by SammyMcGinnis September 26, 2007
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pandasaurus
The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.
You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.
Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.
You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.
You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010
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pandassacre
Vehicular homicide performed by a panda, inebriated or not, that involves one or more innocent pedestrians, and an epic chase scene between the local cops and the aforementioned Ailuropod.
"Dude...did you see that pandassacre on the news last night? I hear the panda hit like 3 people with a go-kart."
pandassacre by LooseScrew January 26, 2009
Pandasapian
When you feel deeply in your heart that you are different from all other people and believe the reason is because you are actually a descendant from Panda Bears or any other type of Bear. Instead of your primitive ancestors being apes, you believe you are the offspring of millions of years of evolution originating with a Panda.
-"You're really weird.. You know that right"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"
Pandasapian by Extremely Slim Shady December 16, 2016
panda slam
in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.
panda slam by jeremy February 11, 2004
Pandasam563
Girl 1 : Pandasam563 is so hot i would fuck him
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Pandasam563 by gabeslawncare April 10, 2022