Pamela Handerson 

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.

'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?

Pamela Handerson by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008

Pamela Handerson 

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

Pamela Handerson by rocketman January 30, 2005

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Pamela Anderson 

"Everyone says that Pam Anderson would be nothing without her tits. That is just not true... She'd be Paris Hilton

As told by Sarah Silverman on the roast of Pam Anderson

Pamela Anderson by foo bear September 17, 2005

Pamela Anderson 

Tommy Lee's sperm bank

oh god, tommy. you just busted in me. heres 20$

Pamela Anderson by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Palmela Handerson 

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

Palmela Handerson by 6B October 30, 2007

Palmela Handerson 

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018