paloma blanca 

pəˈlōmə

Noun

1. The only white female prostitute in Boy’s Town (the commercial district in the border town of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico, serving primarily as a "zone of tolerance" in the city for legal prostitution). Not to be confused with “El Cuco Blanco”, which can easily be identified by the presence of an Adam’s apple.

2. The luckiest of the lucky dove songs favored by all varieties of the Patronus Cazadores Majoris. Written by George Baker and performed the George Baker Selection in 1975. If used in a discretionary manner, the song will produce waves of the paloma peligrosa within firing range within 69 seconds of starting the song.

3. The act performed by a man where he casually walks through a party with his testicles (sans penis) hanging out the front of his pants until noticed by an unsuspecting female. Also known as the “walk of the dove breast”.

The Paloma Blanca garners the highest price per John, but she is not revered by the local man whores.

When Carter played Paloma Blanca, we limited out on dove within 15 minutes, thereby yet again protecting the local population of Washington County from the paloma peligrosa.

It was an impressive Paloma Blanca that Mac pulled at Danny Bouy’s last night. The look on Turk’s prostitute was priceless when she noticed.

paloma blanca by Mr-Gus September 8, 2019