palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!

" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

palm sunday

usually used to define a typical sunday in england. (hungover,horny,bored) .palm sunday means to stay in bed most the day and masturbate

"what did you do last sunday after u had been out on saturday night "??

"well i just stayed in and had a palm sunday"

by PaulxXx December 18, 2007

Palm Sunday

The day that Jesus gave so many high fives that it deserved a name and has been celebrated ever since.

After the the game, line up and high five the other team like it’s Palm Sunday.

by Josh Owens April 10, 2022

Palm Sunday

When you ride your girl through the night

Dude I had the best Palm Sunday last week

by d1//pick1e November 27, 2021

Palm Sunday

The Sunday prior to Easter. If you live in FL-- you get up real early and hack down as many palm trees as possible, slice them up, and give them to people at church. When mass starts, you wave them up and down, then play with them the rest of the time.
Mass is also really long because everyone in the church re-enacts Christ's passion. It's fun and all, especially when you yell "Crucify him" at the priest.

Palm Sunday is the first in a week long series of very looooong religious services.

by Van Pierce March 6, 2004

PALM SUNDAY

PALM SUNDAY IS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AT AROUND 11:50 PM SATURDAY NIGHT, AND THEN U EJACULATE ON UR PALM AT MIDNIGHT AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR SPLOOGE FILLED HAND.

"I gave Sally a palm sunday and now she is saved."

by ninenine9 November 9, 2012

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004