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Paktot is a person who is highly drunk and tries to spell potato correctly.
I wanna be a paktot.
paktot by Unicorn128746 August 5, 2017
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verb. To go dating in the Hokkien chinese dialect.
Yesterday go paktor with your ex again? BOJIO?!
paktor by statquo112 October 26, 2013
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pakkotoisto 

Pakkotoisto.com is Finland's biggest and most popular discussion board about weightlifting and bodybuilding. Founded in 2002 by Mike and Tomi, Pakkotoisto has rapidly gained much of publicity and a huge amount of users. Moderating has always been very strict in Pakkotoisto and that's one of the many reasons why it has become so popular.
I asked for juice in Pakkotoisto.com and all I got was this lousy kick-ban.
pakkotoisto by Tomi April 14, 2004

Pautotivious 

An adjective describing a person that works subconsciously/or without noticing that they are working, like an android.
Manager: Carl is our best employee, he is very pautotivious.

Paktofonika 

A popular rap group in Poland. They specialize in a pure hip hop sound. Focuses more on voice sound than beats, and has unmistakeable flow. Formed in 1998, band members from Katowice and Mikołowa. Name means pact (pakt) and fonics (fonika). This means a pact with sound from a speaker. Formed after Magik (Magician) left Kaliber44, another similar Polish hip hop group. The end Paktofonika was when Magik was diagnosed with schizophrenia and jumped from the roof of his appartment building, killing himself. The music is still considered a major rap influence in Poland. Look at it on youtube.
- Ej ziom, co kurwa słychać? Chcesz ze mną przyjść na imprę?
- A co tam na tej imprezie będzie?
- A co kurwa myślisz? Wódka, kobiety i oczywiście Paktofonika!
- No to co się kurwa pytasz? Oczywiście że tam będę...

(English)
- Yo homes what's up? Wanna go to a party?
- And what the fuck will be there in this party?
- What the fuck do you think? Vodka, women and of course Paktofonika playing!
- What the fuck are you asking me then of course I'll be there...
Paktofonika by Bandzior December 19, 2009

hottie patottie 

someone who is too good-looking for "cutie patootie" although they may be that as well, a guy who is really, really hot
A new species of baby parrot. Particularly bright unlike it’s founder Mary Attenborough whom is yet to master correct spelling of basic wordage.
The partot was bewildered by the laughter directed at him / her
Partot by @Nellie September 21, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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